Tom Brady wouldn’t allow baby to be named “River”

March 16, 2010 at 8:56 am by Terez in New England Patriots, Tom Brady

No way I was naming my son River Terez..

Ethereal ubermodel Gisele Bundchen continues her Earth Mother tour in next month’s Vogue, where she gushes over 3-month-old baby Benjamin, admits she gained 30 pounds during her pregnancy and calls herself “a Bostonian now.” The nutty-crunchy Mrs. Tom Brady – the woman who meditated during the water birth of her son and felt no labor pains – tells Vogue that she wanted to call her son “River” because she wanted “something always flowing, immortal.” But the baby’s daddy put his foot down. And, really, who could blame him? River Brady? “My husband said, ‘There’s no way we’re calling him River,’ ” Gi dished. — Boston Herald

I think Bathtub Brady would’ve been more appropriate. -TO

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