Strippers Say Goodbye to Jets Mark Sanchez

March 24, 2014 at 7:56 am by Terez in Mark Sanchez

We'll miss Dirty Sanchez T...

We’ll miss Dirty Sanchez T…

The dancers at the new Vivid Cabaret NYC gentlemen’s club in midtown Manhattan, home of the city’s tallest strip club pole (27 1/2 feet), agreed with the release of NY Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez.”Like most Jets fans, I was happy to see him go,” said Vivid Cabaret Girl Lara. “Let’s face it–he didn’t show what it takes to lead a team.” Vivid Cabaret Girl Jennifer agreed, saying “Sanchez had a couple of decent years, but it’s been all downhill since then.” She was quick to add, “But we all wish him well.” “Hey, I’m not sold on Geno Smith, and nobody knows if Michael Vick still has it,” explained Vivid Cabaret Girl Paula, “but Mark Sanchez had his chance, and now it’s bye, bye!” Vivid Cabaret NYC is the hot new three story club in midtown Manhattan famous for having the city’s tallest stripper pole (27 feet tall), and the first of its kind “VIP Ultra Lounge.” It’s already a favorite spot for pro athletes from all the major sports who like to “make it rain” on the club’s gorgeous dancers. To SEE MORE PICS continue reading.-TO

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