Slunty Simpson Makes Romo Her First Priority

May 20, 2009 at 7:34 am by Terez in Dallas Cowboys, Tony Romo

OMG Tony, i think you need your wisdom teeth removed

OMG Tony, i think you need your wisdom teeth removed

Bighearted Dolly Parton is out to save Jessica Simpson’s flagging music career! After Jessica’s debut country CD tanked, Dolly personally offered to bankroll Jess’ second country album on her label, Dolly Records, sources say. “Dolly sees a lot of herself in Jessica. Her personal life has been the focal point of a lot of unwanted attention, and like Jessica, she’s had to battle her own doubts and demons,” a friend divulged. “But Dolly is a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps kind of gal, and she’s tried to instill some of that in Jessica.” “Jessica adores Dolly and trusts her completely,” a source close to the Simpson camp told The ENQUIRER. “She says she’s ready to roll up her sleeves again, and she certainly wants success. But she doesn’t always seem willing to put in the hard work to make it happen. She would blow off tour rehearsals to hang out with Tony (Romo). “Dolly is giving Jess a second chance. But if Jess is to succeed, ultimately she’s the one who has to make it happen.” — National Enquirer

Jessica is a lazy slunt who nobody likes…stop wasting your $$$$$ Dolly-TO