Saints Jeremy Shockey has NFL’s hottest wife/girlfriend

September 9, 2009 at 8:19 am by Terez in Jeremy Shockey, New Orleans Saints

Terez, thanks for being finished with me and setting me up with Jeremy. He really appreciates it..

Terez, thanks for being finished with me and setting me up with Jeremy. He really appreciates it..

Gisele Bundchen in Penthouse? Well, no. But with the NFL season almost upon us, the men’s magazine ranks the 10 most attractive wives or girlfriends of players, and Tom Brady’s bride makes the list. Just barely, though. Believe it or not, the Brazilian supermodel is No. 9, only ahead of model Mercedes Lindsay, whose boyfriend is Redskins QB Jason Campbell. Geez. Last week, Brady was named the NFL’s eighth most attractive QB, and now this? If you’re wondering who ranks ahead of Gi, here they are: Vida Guerra (boyfriend is TE Jeremy Shockey); Carmella DeCesare (QB Jeff Garcia); Kim Kardashian (RB Reggie Bush); Brande Roderick (QB Cade McNown); Heather Kozar (QB Tim Couch); Jennifer Walcott (S Adam Archuletta); Kendra Wilkinson (WR Hank Baskett); and Jessica Simpson (ex is QB Tony Romo). — Boston Globe

Shockey might be a donkey on the field, but it seems he’s got his shit together off the field. -TO

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