Orlando Brown had a nine-year NFL career, but unfortunately he will always be known as the dude who almost lost his eye when a referee hit him in the face with a penalty flag. What are the odds? Well, now the former Cleveland Brown can be known for something else
Brown was arrested on Friday after breaking into his ex-wife’s house and trashing the place, leaving among as a calling card a nice big dump in the basement. As we learned in the case of Najeh Davenport Poops In A Laundry Basket, the courts consider that criminal mischief.
One of the problems was that he texted his ex-wife about the whole thing. Savvy.
I bet it felt good.. The stupid slunt probably deserved every ounce of it-TO