Joba the Low Life

May 5, 2009 at 8:19 am by Terez in Joba Chamberlain, New York Yankees

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The mother of New York Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain has been arrested for allegedly slinging hardcore drugs to an undercover cop. Jacqueline Standley was popped at her Lincoln, Neb. apartment on Saturday night after allegedly selling “.6 gram of methamphetamine in a plastic bag” to a cop for $110 back in February. Once toxicology reports came back from the lab, Standley was arrested and charged with delivery of an exceptionally hazardous drug — a felony — and bond was set at $5000. — TMZ

What else is there to do in Nebraska, looks like she’s eaten all the corn-TO