ESPN Porn Parody Coming Soon

October 13, 2011 at 11:09 am by Terez in Erin Andrews

Do we look familiar T?

Adult films often satirize real life people and situations…and now ESPN is the latest target for the porn industry…The ESPN Nude issue is kind of PG-13 porn, so they should just accept this as a nod to their pop culture status…Cue the porn music…DA DA DA.DA DA DA! (Sportscenter Theme) To read the synopsis continue reading. -TO

Behind the Scenes of Hope Solo’s Nude Shoot

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TITLE: This Ain’t ESPN XXX

Scene 1 Erin Andrews
Description: Erin Andrews loves to hangout in locker rooms with naked football players! Today she is investigating a new performance enhancer that is making offensive linemen grow huge cocks. She is proud to undress and get plowed by that huge cock. She hopes everyone is watching so there is no mistaking that girl is a hot slut!
Talent: Alanah Rae and Lee Stone

Scene 2 NBA Lockout
Description
: The NBA is in labor negotiations so the players head to Europe to get some playing time. These big dick NBA studs love playing- playing with hot Euro sluts who can’t get enough NBA dick! McKenzie works her way to the locker room where she is fucked and loaded by big Jack. He leaves his U.S. pride all over her slutty face.
Talent: Mckenzie Lee and Jack Napier

Scene 3 Sara Walsh
Description
: Sara is the newest piece of ass in the sport center studio. She is easy to get hot since men surround her all the time. Of course, she is an attention whore and she needs dick to improve her self-esteem. Her anchor partner John Buccigross has the hots for this blonde headed piece of ass and he fucks her right on the set while the ESPN producers film the whole thing!
Talent: Britney Amber and Rocco Reed

Scene 4 Angela Sun and Shawn White
Description:
Shawn White doesn’t know when to quit. He’s a skater, surfer, and now a rally car driver. ESPN’s Angela Sun is a big fan of Shawn’s and she loses her reporter’s objectivity when she meets Shawn in the hospital after a bad crash. Shawn thinks he’s feeling beeter when she takes off her clothes and sucks his dick. He’s definitely recovered by the time she gets his dick in her pussy and he’s ready for his next X games challenge when he blows his load all over Angela’s very supportive face!
Talent: Asphyxia Noir and Danny Wylde

Scene 5 Danica Patrick
Description:
Danica is not happy about her new outfit for Go-Daddy. She wants to race cars and be a classy lady but G-Daddy has other ideas. Get this whore in a teensy outfit and exploit her hot fucking body! When she makes a deal to her domain names back she does the deed- and more- she gets tooled and re-tooled till her engine is humming then she eats a hot load of fuel to get her hot ass in gear!