Dez Bryant Injured Himself Making Soup

October 20, 2016 at 7:45 am by Terez in Dallas Cowboys, Dez Bryant

It was chunky soup T...

It was chunky soup T…

Dez Bryant openly admitted to reporters on Wednesday that he had an “extremely minor” injury from a accident that occurred while cutting carrots for soup. Wait, wha? Now fantasy owners have to worry about him injuring himself making soup. “He’s got a cut on the inside of his hand, so he wasn’t able to catch balls today,” coach Jason Garrett said. “He did a good job moving around, though. I think he’s feeling better and better and better.” Might the team need to hire Bryant a chef? “Yeah,” Garrett said with a smile, “we’ve got to address that somehow.” How does Jerry Jones not get Dez a cook, and someone to wipe his ass, you never know when an injury can happen.-TO

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