Corey McIntyre Is A Whack Job

May 16, 2009 at 7:13 am by Terez in Buffalo Bills

 I love to touch myself in public

I love to touch myself in public

It’s unusual for a fullback in the NFL to grab headlines, but when he’s accused of masturbating outside of some random woman’s home — that usually does the trick.

Cops arrested Corey McIntyre — a fullback on the Buffalo Bills — after a 59-year-old Florida woman claims back in March she heard a muscular black man with dreadlocks banging on the window … while banging on himself.

When cops asked if the mysterious whack job was Corey — a muscular black man with dreadlocks who happened to be in the area at the time — the woman said, “That’s him.”

But yesterday, McIntyre was arrested and booked on one misdemeanor count of exposure of sexual organs. He was released on $10,000 bail.

According to, McIntyre denies the allegations, claiming he was simply on a bike ride that morning — and even offered to show officers the route.

WTF,in public man.. 59 is old as dirt, in chick years that’s like 180-TO