Cards’ Larry Fitzgerald Jr. deals with gold-digging women

September 8, 2009 at 8:23 am by Terez in Arizona Cardinals, Larry Fitzgerald

Terez, larry better take care of our child..I don't care who he's banging..

Terez, larry better take care of our child..I don't care who he's banging..

Some Minneapolis women were apparently at their hoochilicious best when GQ writer Dan Halpern was following around NFL hunk Larry Fitzgerald Jr. “When the party moves on to a [Minneapolis nightclub], the attention gets more aggressive. The women are playing out the worst stereotype of how a certain kind of female acts around rich athletes,” writes Halpern in the September issue. Halpern’s piece, “A Dip in the Shark Tank with Larry Fitzgerald,” is about how Jr. dodges the “silicone enhanced” sharks dressed in thongs who accompany fame, which lately has included a Fitzgerald IHOP commercial. Halpern described how one shark cozied up to Jr. and offered: “‘Hi, Larry, this is as much of me as I can possibly rub against you without getting arrested.’ ” — Star Tribune

Larrys definitely got some game. His baby mama gets jealous as hell when larry gets his mack on. -TO