Bill Simmons Says He’ll Eat Testicles If Raiders Make Playoffs

September 5, 2018 at 7:46 pm by Terez in Bill Simmons, NFL, Oakland Raiders

On Wednesday, Bill Simmons was feeling real good about the chances of the Raiders not making the playoffs, so he made a stomach-turning promise. The driving force behind The Ringer stated he would eat testicles on his show if the Raiders qualify for the playoffs this year. “If the Raiders make the playoffs, what’s the most disgusting thing I could eat,” Simmons said on his Guess the Lines podcast with Cousin Sal. “You know what, I’ve always swore that I’ll never eat testicles. Those, like, the brains, you know, like cow testicles are a delicacy. I’ll eat testicles on the podcast. And they can be human testicles, cow testicles, I’ll eat some pair of testicles on this podcast if the Raiders make the playoffs. It will never happen.” – TO