Alabama Student Busted Butt Naked After Championship Celebration

January 11, 2018 at 9:43 am by Terez in College Football

This gem comes via the Tuscaloosa News, “A University of Alabama student was jailed early Tuesday morning after UA staff found him naked on the front porch of a UA office building on Queen City Avenue. Officers found the 19-year-old man on the porch at 5 a.m., hours after thousand of people congregated on the nearby Strip to celebrate Alabama’s 17th National Championship win. “Upon our arrival, I saw a white male sitting on the porch naked with his clothes scattered in various places,” a UAPD officer wrote in the arrest report. ”(The student) stated that he had been drinking earlier in the night and didn’t know how he ended up there.” That might be worth the arrest just to share the story for the rest of his life. Hah. Streaking thru the quad.-TO