White House Squashes Jerry Jones Petition

Good try T….

Steven M., a fan from Georgia, had posted a petition trying to remove Jerry Jones from his position as President and GM of the Dallas Cowboys: “We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch’s immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress.” The petition had drawn over 4,000 signatures before the White House removed it from its website because it was in “violation of our Terms of Participation.” It’s going to take a lot more than a measly petition to take down JJ.-TO

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