Roger Clemens Looking For Kenny Powers Type Return to Mound on Saturday

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Roger Clemens is set to make his return to the mound on Saturday. ”His fastball was clocked at 87 mph. All of his pitches were working,” said Randy Hendricks, Clemens’ agent. ”He threw a three-inning simulated game after an extensive workout warmup.” I can’t help but see some parallels between the Rocket and Kenny Powers. All he needs is a little Mulletvation. -TO

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