Padres’ Adrian Gonzalez Denies Roids, Blames Burritos

Terez, Its my wife...She doesn't stop making fuc*ing burritos man..

Terez, Its my wife...She doesn't stop making fuc*ing burritos man..

Naturally – or unnaturally, as the case may be – red flags go flying whenever a player’s power numbers take a noticeable jump. These are the times, ostensibly the post-Steroid Era, in which Padres slugger Adrian Gonzalez (on pace for 67 home runs) plays and people jump to conclusions. Everything about Gonzalez has kept him above reproach. He’s never given people cause to be suspicious of him, and he definitely doesn’t have one of those body-builder physiques, though he does admit to ingesting mass quantities of a certain substance. “Carne asada,” Gonzalez says. “Tell them I eat a lot of burritos. Carne asada tacos and carne asada burritos are great.” – San Diego Union-Tribune

If thats the case, Barry Bonds must have had a burrito factory churning out Burritos for his big head 24/7. -TO

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