In honor of the Miami Dolphins being selected as this year’s team on HBO’s Hard Knocks, my guy One Hour Shower has done his trademark work, and wrote a rap about his Dolphins — That’s some quick turnaround time right there. To check the lyrics continue reading. -TO
Original rap song written and produced by: OneHourShower
Miami Dolphins are on Hard Knocks
In Nike jerseys, no more Reeboks
Matt Moore gotta watch his back
Cuz Ryan Tannehill’s mode is attack
But don’t sleep on David Garrard
He once balled in Jacksonville
He balled hard
There’s one guy, you don’t wanna push
He’s jacked – diesel his name is Reggie Bush
He’s always moving, he’s never idle
He told the world he wants the rushing title
But don’t sleep on Lamar Miller
He runs the ball like the king of the jungle… killer
Devone Bess, Brian Hartline. Don’t sweat our receivers.
We’ll be just fine.
We got a kid named Naanee, a kid named Gates
Staying up all night
Studying the plays
Anthony Fasano, Michael Egnew
They make up the tight end crew
Jake Long. Mike Pouncey. Karlos Dansby. Koa Misi. Cameron Wake. Reshad Jones. Randy Starks. Jared Odrick. Vontae Davis… freestyle….